Posted by: Vicky V | June 2, 2009

Health & Safety first

So this morning I decided to replace all the sneeze it, clean it, bin it, roll it up, murder it, disinfect it, bin it, sneeze again and disinfect it, bin it again-type cleanliness posters in the office with the following images from this new site I found:

If your building collapses, climb under your table and practice yoga postures

If your building collapses, climb under your table and practice yoga postures


If you have set yourself on fire, do not run

If you have set yourself on fire, do not run

I figured these actions would both entertain the troops and create something for Zack and I to talk about when we next found ourselves in the kitchen i.e my ironic sense of humour and general savvy understanding of the world wide interweb. Karen disappeared up her own backside when she saw them. Then re-emerged when she heard that Cream Horn had ordered their removal because the models wouldn’t get it. We’d be putting their lives at risk if there was an actual emergency e.g some kind of war / natural disaster. I didn’t like to say, but in the event of nuclear attack or tidal wave, the welfare of models wouldn’t exactly be the first thing on my mind. Unless Zack insisted that it really should be. While he was wearing nothing but a damp flannel to deal with the smoke.

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Responses

  1. A damp flannel and doing yoga poses, surely?

  2. Anon, that would be porn. But I wouldn’t complain. VV


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