Posted by: Vicky V | May 20, 2009

Somebody get Jeremy Beadle

News just in. People are turning to plastic surgery to help them keep a competitive edge in the workplace. I’ll be keeping an eye on Karen then. And Cream Horn. Oh, and The Domino (but that’s not hard with his hair like molasses and his eyes like a couple of coal pits and his skin the colour of a lightly toasted bagel).

Someone who’ll need a bit of plastic surgery after the bride’s finished with him, is this best man:

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